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This Heist Plan Looks Like Crap (Heist Night 3/5)

Do you think Trapp won’t let me do the heist because I broke one of his elf figurines? That was like 2 years ago. See more...

A Target with Very Convenient Habits (Heist Night 2/5)

I offered to be the getaway driver, and they said “we’re probably just gonna take an Uber?” Even when I told them I already own 5 matching Mini...

The Almost Perfect Team (Heist Night 1/5)

I’m great with demolitions, but they never ask me. They’re just like “keep writing Youtube captions.” Whatever. See more...

Slobbery Blunts are Gross

The saliva activates the crystals. See more http://www.collegehumor.com LIKE us on: http://www.facebook.com/collegehumor FOLLOW us on:...

Raphael Thinks Magic Is Real

Because it is real. If you believe. See more http://www.collegehumor.com LIKE us on: http://www.facebook.com/collegehumor FOLLOW us on:...

Cockblocked by Ads

I mean, who has an extra $400 a month? Is that what Spotify costs? I didn’t check. See more http://www.collegehumor.com LIKE us on:...

The Relationship Simulator Bed

What's a couple hours of sleep every night for love? See more http://www.collegehumor.com LIKE us on: http://www.facebook.com/collegehumor FOLLOW...

Date with a Fast Food Burger

Boy meets grill. See more http://www.collegehumor.com LIKE us on: http://www.facebook.com/collegehumor FOLLOW us on:...

Studying for Dream Exams

At least I have all my clothes on this time. See more http://www.collegehumor.com LIKE us on: http://www.facebook.com/collegehumor FOLLOW us on:...

I’m Black, Not Poor

Uhhh… one second, I’ve got a GoFundMe page that I need to delete. See more http://www.collegehumor.com LIKE us on:...

Trump Cannot Be Destroyed

This is dark, ancient magic. See more http://www.collegehumor.com LIKE us on: http://www.facebook.com/collegehumor FOLLOW us on:...

We're From The Same Town

Oh, I lived in Chicago, but only in a small locked room. See more http://www.collegehumor.com LIKE us on: http://www.facebook.com/collegehumor...