College Humor

I Can't Decide What My Last Meal Should Be

Why don't we BOTH get something, and we can share? See more http://www.collegehumor.com LIKE us on: http://www.facebook.com/collegehumor FOLLOW us...

Too Many Twists (Heist Night 5/5)

Now I can finally reveal my role… I was in the air ducts the entire time… watching, uh, the air ducts. See more http://www.collegehumor.com LIKE...

Grant Has a Gambling Problem (Heist Night 4/5)

I could have impersonated the dealer. But no, “you need to moderate the comments.” “The team’s already full.” Whatever, Trapp. See more...

This Heist Plan Looks Like Crap (Heist Night 3/5)

Do you think Trapp won’t let me do the heist because I broke one of his elf figurines? That was like 2 years ago. See more...

A Target with Very Convenient Habits (Heist Night 2/5)

I offered to be the getaway driver, and they said “we’re probably just gonna take an Uber?” Even when I told them I already own 5 matching Mini...

The Almost Perfect Team (Heist Night 1/5)

I’m great with demolitions, but they never ask me. They’re just like “keep writing Youtube captions.” Whatever. See more...

Slobbery Blunts are Gross

The saliva activates the crystals. See more http://www.collegehumor.com LIKE us on: http://www.facebook.com/collegehumor FOLLOW us on:...

Raphael Thinks Magic Is Real

Because it is real. If you believe. See more http://www.collegehumor.com LIKE us on: http://www.facebook.com/collegehumor FOLLOW us on:...

Cockblocked by Ads

I mean, who has an extra $400 a month? Is that what Spotify costs? I didn’t check. See more http://www.collegehumor.com LIKE us on:...

The Relationship Simulator Bed

What's a couple hours of sleep every night for love? See more http://www.collegehumor.com LIKE us on: http://www.facebook.com/collegehumor FOLLOW...

Date with a Fast Food Burger

Boy meets grill. See more http://www.collegehumor.com LIKE us on: http://www.facebook.com/collegehumor FOLLOW us on:...

Studying for Dream Exams

At least I have all my clothes on this time. See more http://www.collegehumor.com LIKE us on: http://www.facebook.com/collegehumor FOLLOW us on:...